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Short Game by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011
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game player s
A "game player s" is a person who desperately tries to destroy a message board. More specifically, message boards related to video games.
A "game player s" has been said to love video games, but hates anyone else who gets near them.
A "game player s" has been said to love video games, but hates anyone else who gets near them.
"Ah, hell naw! He's game player s'ing this place up!"
"A game player s has been lurking, and the increased number of moderations is pointing him out!"
"A game player s has been lurking, and the increased number of moderations is pointing him out!"
game player s by timmypod November 5, 2005
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the quiet game
a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. The rules are simple. While excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. This rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. This game is often lost by people who wipe themselves like they are sanding down a book shelf or by people in serious danger of blowing an o ring.
the quiet game by mongoose4342 July 4, 2006
The Circle Game
Sophomoric but lively game, usually played by youthful males. One person makes an "okay" sign below his waist, and if the other person gets caught looking at it, then he loses the game, and thus gets punched moderately hard on the shoulder. The idea here is that the "okay" sign is really a female pussy, and if you foolishly look at it, then you ARE a pussy, or at least a Peeping Tom, and thus deserve getting hit. But if you discretely see the pussy without getting caught, and then put your thumb or finger into it first, then you have successfully "fucked" the other guy, and now HE has lost the game, and should be hit on the shoulder. But if the first guy can catch the other guy's "cock" (i.e. his thumb or finger) with his pussy, then the first guy still wins, and he gets to punch the unsuccessful fucker. This is a rather childish and obscene game, but still a lot of fun!
The girl secretly watched in embarrassment as her two male friends makes jackasses of themselves as they played the Circle Game during the church sermon.
The Circle Game by Tom Williams NYC December 24, 2019
gamefaqs
A website that supposedly offers help for games and message boards about games. However, the so-called "FAQs" mainly consist of a half-finished text document that has had "MORE COMING SOON" written on it for the past 6 months, while the actual information in it was lifted directly from the game's manual. Why even go to this site? Work the game out for yourself and have some fun.
The message board is like another universe. Just post an innocent question or opinion and you will be flamed by imbeciles, pseudo-intellectuals, fanboys and jocks who claim to have lives despite the fact that they're upset by a random post on a computer game board. If you want to feel yourself getting thicker by the second, go to the boards.
The message board is like another universe. Just post an innocent question or opinion and you will be flamed by imbeciles, pseudo-intellectuals, fanboys and jocks who claim to have lives despite the fact that they're upset by a random post on a computer game board. If you want to feel yourself getting thicker by the second, go to the boards.
A day on the Gamefaqs board:
Muttering Master: "Is this game worth buying? The walkthrough just has the backstory from the manual in it and nothing else."
Randomdickhead2007: "OMG YOUR A FAG LOL!!!11!!"
Mr Pseudy: "Clearly, the trends of inflaton in a postclassical framework show that I'm better than you even though I educated myself entirely on Wikipedia. I think harmless typos are a sign of stupidity."
Muttering Master: "Is this game worth buying? The walkthrough just has the backstory from the manual in it and nothing else."
Randomdickhead2007: "OMG YOUR A FAG LOL!!!11!!"
Mr Pseudy: "Clearly, the trends of inflaton in a postclassical framework show that I'm better than you even though I educated myself entirely on Wikipedia. I think harmless typos are a sign of stupidity."
gamefaqs by Muttering Master December 14, 2008
Married to the game
Married to the game can mean the person is married (obligated) to the game.
The game referring to: the rap game and or industry
the drug game
The game referring to: the rap game and or industry
the drug game
rap: "nah dog, i can't go shooting tonight, I'm married to the game and it needs me to go to sleep, i have a gig tomorrow"
drug: "the game isn't going to let me leave, i'm in this for the long run, drug dealer for life.."
Lyrics: Lil Wayne - Fireman - "Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton.."
drug: "the game isn't going to let me leave, i'm in this for the long run, drug dealer for life.."
Lyrics: Lil Wayne - Fireman - "Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton.."
Married to the game by j453 August 21, 2011
GameFAQs Message Boards
As if the fact that people utterly cheat by using GameFAQs isn't bad enough, they also have this Internet "forum" run down by a community full of many different kinds of people, but I will run down the list: grammar whores, grammar whores, nerds, losers, over-excited losers, pervs, Nintendo fanboys, people who act like GameFAQs is life, and smart and funny people, but we'll ignore those for now, because they're always ignroed by the legions of people who use "1337" common Internet lingo that is supposed to boosts' one's low self esteem, and are marked by people who are sucks ups and whose dreams it is to become a fucking moderator in life.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to quetions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots, stupid fucking asshole fucking bitches.
Next up is the peopel who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they arne't even funy. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost teir "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to bolst up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insultign Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing, let me just give you a small shout-out to SamFisherDS.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destory their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. Andd they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, you fucking sluts, you moderate One time I was making an ass ot of myself on the Message Board Help, apologized, but I got banned even though I was not joking. You can supposedly constest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to beomce a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's good.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Baiscally,you get it for logging in once a day, so someone with 900 karma is instantly more fun to be with than a genius of 20 karma.
So, there's nothign good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most improtant part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to quetions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots, stupid fucking asshole fucking bitches.
Next up is the peopel who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they arne't even funy. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost teir "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to bolst up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insultign Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing, let me just give you a small shout-out to SamFisherDS.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destory their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. Andd they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, you fucking sluts, you moderate One time I was making an ass ot of myself on the Message Board Help, apologized, but I got banned even though I was not joking. You can supposedly constest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to beomce a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's good.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Baiscally,you get it for logging in once a day, so someone with 900 karma is instantly more fun to be with than a genius of 20 karma.
So, there's nothign good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most improtant part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
An average day on the GameFAQs Message Boards:
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
GameFAQs Message Boards by Measles December 15, 2008