Florist, floRist, florisT

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Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025

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Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

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1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.

I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?

by Brazerican April 29, 2025

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Florenge

The outer part of an orange. Florenge

She peeled the florenge.

by Timlincats April 29, 2025

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Florblegork

A florblegork is a person who is paid to listen to people spew bullshit.

Person A: Hey, did you hear about Person C's new job?

Person B: No, what is it?

Person A: He's got a job as a florblegork.

Person C, throwing their keys at the couch: You two won't believe how many idiots I met at work today.

by DrLotl May 3, 2025

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