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Fake Junt 

A person that reps Shake Junt lifestyle, grip tape, etc. but pushes their skateboard "mongo" style like a goon.
JD: "Look at Mason pushing mongo. He is Fake Junt!"
Fake Junt by xxxPlanBxxx October 29, 2011

facesurfing 

Hopping from profile to profile of unknown people on facebook using their friends' lists.
1. Why are you facebook friends with Ritchcocklie Asdjfuckiwick?

2. I was facesurfing in Fucklislovakia last night.
facesurfing by ChrisPenn November 27, 2011

Fake Frape 

When a person uses their own facebook to attack another individuals page but blame it on some one else "Fake Frape"
Comment 1 "You are really ugly"

Comment 2 " Sorry that was a frape by *****"

Fake Frape: Posting on someones wall using your own accoutn pretending to have been fraped by another person
Fake Frape by Damo Aye November 27, 2011

Fake Cow 

An older women who has breast implants.
"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"
Fake Cow by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

fake valentine 

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine
Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
fake valentine by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake Flakey McWhingerson 

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"