emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025

Emily

Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!

She is such a Emily

Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.

Emily, why you so short?

What kind of name is Emily?

Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!

Can you believe what Emily just did?!

EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.

by CBreezy2006 November 22, 2021

Emily

Doesn't give af what your name means on Urban Dictionary

Damn Emily doesn't care about my name

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emily Hobbs

Complete bastard, 9 times out of 10 has a big cock and enjoys getting government benefits. Quite the Sasquatch and enjoys a good gallivant around in what you would call a basic bitch car.

Her work manager calls Emily Hobbs in for a formal meeting after calling a fag, a fag

She then Sasquatches over and has her formal meeting and giggles at her manager.

by Fat bitch slut November 22, 2021

Emili

Emili is the type of girl you want in your future. Has a beautiful and unique soul. Never fails to make you laugh. Always on top of her stuff. She’s super bright and beautiful. She would never let you down. She has a beautiful future ahead of her.

“Who’s that??”

“Oh that’s Emili”
“Idk if I want to be with her or be her...”

by Sodaa November 22, 2021

Emili

Emili is someone you NEED in your future. She’s beautiful, bright, cheerful and so much more. She would never fail to make you smile and would never give up on you. She pushes you to always do your best. She’s nurturing and will always will keep you grounded. She’s beautiful inside and out. She has a precious and unique soul. Keep her safe. She’s perfect.

“Who’s that??”
“Oh that’s Emili”

“I don’t know if I want to be her or be with her..”

by Sodaa November 22, 2021