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National Eat Ass Day 

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
Related Words

Cheeky Eat 

To quickly or swiftly attempt the shoving of a small item of food, rubbish, or anything of the sort, into one’s mouth, using the element of surprise.
*friend looking away, unaware*
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*

CHEEKY EAT!!”
Cheeky Eat by Dr Baron Ockmann August 12, 2024

Go eat some 

if someones being “gay” or beggish.
“i dont like your feet

Go eat some”
Go eat some by jojojojosewer April 12, 2025

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day 

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

National eat in class day

Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!
National eat in class day by August21 September 10, 2025

ion eat cottage cheese 

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.
ion eat cottage cheese by exasy_ October 6, 2025