red ring of deth

the best thing xbox invented

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!

by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011

The Ol' Pennsylvania detour

That act of standing behind an individual and reaching between ones legs and jerking them off.

Rashawnda gave tyresius the ol' pennsylvania detour.

by Shaftamus August 1, 2016

Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.

Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard

Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination

by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019

Coh-hen Lee Asian detective

Responsible but not mentally active.

Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"

by XxOld_MatexX November 6, 2019

Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or just putting your penis in tannerite.

Damn cock and ball detonation (CBD) is hot, I should try it with my friend.

by ST3ve? September 20, 2020

Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020