Jacob

a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere

The man is pulling a Jacob

by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025

jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.

That guy's a Jacob.

by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020

Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016