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Preventive Fuck

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you
He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his
by Gradup71 August 31, 2024
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Fuck it About it

Expression used when stating lack of interest in something that can not be changed or can be changed with much effort.

Not being influenced / no change in behavior by something out of ones control.
Cleteas spends a lot of time stressing opinions of others. I told him " you'd be best if you Fuck it about it, they shouldn't make no nevermind to you."
by LaPendeja September 19, 2024
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fuck off

A very polite and respectful way to end and/or convey your feelings to the another human being that you are having a conversation with.
Little Girl: Excuse me sir, can you help me I can't find my mommy :(

Man: Fuck off.
by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024
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Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.
Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.
by Numerati October 7, 2024
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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