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Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments
by Daddy1246 August 8, 2021
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.
by Spyan February 26, 2022
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fuck the o

To fuck an onion ring. Which is highly illegal. Don't fuck an onion ring.
Man, I need to fuck the o tonight!!

Wtf dude. You need to go to jail for wanting to fuck an onion ring.
by Shaniquuaaa June 6, 2014
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Fuckness

When state of everything being fucked up.
My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.
by Countrylishes December 30, 2019
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fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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shut-the-fuck-upsmanship

Knowing when to stay quiet and when to speak up; tact.
"You should practice some shut-the-fuck-upsmanship before your mouth writes checks your ass can't cash"
by Its_the_K April 6, 2021
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