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by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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sophomore legs

No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore
"She isn't sore from the workout and still has energy, she must have sophomore legs"
by Eagle20 November 7, 2015
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Lurpack Legs

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.
"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"
by LBarr96 April 5, 2023
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Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone
God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.
by bozoalert May 28, 2022
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legs in pockets

To be carrying large volumes of contraband on ones person
Ye cuz, me and boys got searched by rozzas down endz last week. We was props legs in pockets tho.
by maddan123 May 31, 2016
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