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Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.
girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
by anonymous July 26, 2021
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Christians

Christian: A Certain group of people who hate other communities who/that are different from them bc an old homophobic man in the sky as well as a damn book written by someone who was probably high as fuck said to do that.
"I'm Scared to come out to my parents... They're Christain so it's going to be tough."
Why do Christians hate the LGBTQIA+ Community so much?
by Mebegayasfuk November 19, 2022
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Christian

Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020
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Christian Cherrypicker

Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017
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Christianity or Islam

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs
by lennisball March 3, 2023
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