Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Dylan

Synonym for ‘poop’

I really need to Dylan right now

My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it

I really hate when she Dylans all over the place

by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021

Dylanitis

The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan

Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"

Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 28, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.

Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?

by Bella Rose June 13, 2019

Dylan

Dylan and Giusy are togheter bye

Dylan ti amo!

by dylan ti amo November 21, 2021

dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020

Dylan

The world’s biggest jackass.

Hey look at that guy. I bet his name is Dylan

by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022