Turdless 

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

Turdless by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

turtly 

Adjective; Feeling tired or can't be bothered.

I'm feeling really turtly this evening.

turtly by OTGM April 5, 2014

Cock Turtling 

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

Cock Turtling by Ravnik August 22, 2009

I like turtles 

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

I like turtles.

I like turtles by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010

Turtles 

A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.

-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!

Turtles by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008

ninja turtles 

all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader

1 hey who is the ninja turtles

2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.

(COWABUNGA) haters

ninja turtles by big Chad February 13, 2008

turtleing 

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet

rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain

turtleing by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012