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Gwens penis

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it
Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!
by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020
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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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Penis witch

Similar to a swamp donkey, yet unique. Penis witches pray on non-drunken souls, through the use of heavy disguises to spread dick-pestilence to the naive villagers.
"That penis witch road ever broom in town"
by Cdicknell December 16, 2011
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broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
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Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.
Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."
by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011
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Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks
rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”
by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019
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Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick
“Mom that man is a penis puffer
by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021
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