Max Linus

A fucking bitch.
Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.

Max Linus is a bitch.

by JeyKul November 22, 2021

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017

Max Warren

Will always be up for a gram line of ket.

A true believer of every problem being sound no matter the nightmare he’s in.

Are you getting on 2cbs tonight? Max warren is getting on 5😂

by Oscar Butters November 23, 2021

max moment.

a situation that is very characteristic of max

"guys im 3 hours late becase i forgor wake up"
"max moment."

by max fan March 6, 2023

Max Abmas

God’s chosen basketball player that plays for Oral Roberts.

Max Abmas nicknamed “Mid Court Max”

by Fjejwhdhwhdhwhrh March 23, 2021

Max

total chad, pissed off a boat

Max! why the fuck are you PISSING off a boat!!

by Krinkedinkel April 15, 2020

Max Inderberg

Pulling a Max Inderberg is a common term for someone who only finds Margot Robbie attractive.

Person 1: "Wow that person is really hot!"

Max Inderberg: "Nah they're mid Margot Robbie better."

Person 1: "Yeah well your brother molests chickens so of course you'd think that."

by Jack's Chicken May 12, 2024