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pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
by pluffaduff May 7, 2025
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Max 9c

Number fifteen I don't like him cuz he iz a big stinky pou and a big nonce!!!!!!!!! GG eZ XD
by M3Ga Faggot February 17, 2020
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Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 17, 2023
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.
super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know
by astro has balls March 6, 2022
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Max melting

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"
by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025
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Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell
“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023
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