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salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.
Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!
by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006
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hand candy

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.
<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!
by SeanG July 29, 2007
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invisible hand

a hand that is invisible
wanking is now impossible because i have an invisible hand
by potatoboy June 8, 2004
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squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
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Shoe Hand

When something bazaar or unusual just happened.

Something you weren't expecting.
When you're at a stop sign and a car on a perpendicular road speeds across, and smashes into something like a school bus.

or

This one time my dad was checking my sisters car parked in the drive way, Until he hears a rustling sound by his car. at first he thinks it is something in the bushes, but when he stares in that direction he notices his spare tire on the back of his car is moving unusually, and then it pops. He says "What the heck?" and he comes inside to tell me the story later that evening, and I thought to myself WOAH Shoe Hand.
by Menalaghalaghalaghalagha November 10, 2010
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dead hand

v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.
When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.
by Lexie "Jeffrey" October 11, 2005
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Show of Hands

An app where users make polls and respond to them. You can talk about anything, politics, religion, love, life, TV, etc. The app is good in concept, but is overrun by political extremists, annoying old faggots, stupid young liberals, obvious trolls and the owners frankly are biased or don't give a fuck. For more information look up shithole.
Show of Hands has a shitty community and the only reasonable user a part of their community is The215Theory.
by TheNerdyResponder December 9, 2014
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