Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

that fucking thing

when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead

Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?

by aleeshe May 21, 2020

Destination Fucked

When your on a roof drinking beer being a dickhead, than you try be Tony Hawk only to fall on ass, while a little fuck gives you the finger, a fire to your right and a fat pig just being a pig in the background.

when Ozzy Man Reviews says your in destination fucked your there

by i just wanted 2 November 29, 2018

fiat fucking

Fucking in a confined environment or fucking with limited range of movement while thrusting.

Kyle is fiat fucking at the adult bookstore because he still lives at his mommas house.

by Davin Zayn August 11, 2019

gravel fuck

When you fuck a girl hard outside on the ground, its called a gravel fuck, because when they get up they have gravel stuck to their ass.

Dude, last night Sheila and I couldn't even make it into the house, I just gravel fucked her right there in the driveway.

by JordyB May 17, 2012

fucking wars

Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.

Fucking wars, I can’t believe that!

by Billy129 May 8, 2019