brainchild 

a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is being amazingly stupid

Cos now my back's really starting to ache
Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake
The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me
And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me
Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down
The light's are green BRAINCHILD, what you waiting for?
Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 14" rims
And your cream leather seats
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other
Whats your problem, you stupid mother?

(Trip to the golden Arches by Bromheads jacket)

brainchild by Starry June 17, 2006

brain surgery 

The act of getting head from a female that is very talented and skillful at her craft.

"Yo son, I chilled with some giraffe lookin' broad last night and got some serious brain surgery"

brain surgery by Mikey C Notes October 17, 2006

brainer kisser 

someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)

yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser

brainer kisser by J frog November 1, 2008

Orange-Brain 

Someone who has the IQ of a fucking orange that they are so dense to the outside world. Basically a dopey fuck who doesn't have a clue.

Look at that twat over there, what an Orange-Brain, fucker.

Maniac, you have the IQ of a fucking orange, you dip-shit

Orange-Brain by WbZ November 10, 2008

lane brain 

giving head going down a main street/highway.

"& on that lane brain man she had alotta charm" 3 6 mafia

lane brain by amieisntdrugfree July 20, 2008

brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.

Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."

brain freeze meltdown by Dr. JJL July 7, 2011

Ass Brain 

A BIG idiot

My ex is an Ass Brain

Ass Brain by Britteeennnyy August 20, 2011