Jacob

A gay ass shit head that likes to talk about dicks and balls, a fat ass that lives in his moms basement, like to suck dick for fun and has the smallest dick in the world

He is a Jacob

by Sdcsyfsfhcdhf April 21, 2020

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Bad ass with a big dick.

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.

by Tlynn33 July 1, 2021

Jacob Duda

He’s a cool person as long as you’re not stupid and act like a child

Jacob Duda lost his cool the other day when the freshmen weren’t paying attention

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Jacob

An amazing guy, beautiful and petite

Matisse: Wow did you see Jacob today?
Liam: Yeah, he's looking so petite today

by Alscar July 12, 2025

Jacob

Greatest Of All Time or know as the G.O.A.T. nothing more nothing less

Jacob your the G.O.A.T. fr

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jacob

An asshole who gets to cocky but Is pretty nice to his friends. usually the popular one and makes jokes all the time. likes sports and video games

Jacob's a complicated guy, in a good way

by rhys greenwood May 25, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.

Person: omg your dating Jacob?
Other person: yes, and I love him more than anything.

by Iove y0uu May 10, 2022