Jane Smoking

When an older lady who is clearly in ill-health can't quit smoking.

A play on words for Chain-smoking.

Did you hear Jane just had a heart-attack? I can't believe she is still Jane Smoking.

by Johnny Diamond October 15, 2025

Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.

"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach

by Purplerage October 20, 2025

Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT June 5, 2011

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Harvard of the Smokies

Commonly used to describe Western Carolina University

I studied Engineering at the Harvard of the Smokies.

by Camtrayn August 25, 2025