Bunce

A person of incredibly low intelligence; generally unable to spell their own name, unable to perform simple tasks, and incapable of voluntary breathing.

Jesus Carl, you're an absolute bunce!

by LongSpanner November 09, 2016

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Clown

Verb: to confuse someone so much that their mouth drops open like a carnival sideshow clown.

If you asked him to spell his name it would probably clown him.

by LongSpanner November 21, 2016

Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

by LongSpanner June 09, 2020