LongSpanner's definitions

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

by LongSpanner January 28, 2022

Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

by LongSpanner June 9, 2020

Bunce

A person of incredibly low intelligence; generally unable to spell their own name, unable to perform simple tasks, and incapable of voluntary breathing.

Jesus Carl, you're an absolute bunce!

by LongSpanner November 9, 2016

Clown

Verb: to confuse someone so much that their mouth drops open like a carnival sideshow clown.

If you asked him to spell his name it would probably clown him.

by LongSpanner November 20, 2016