Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

January 13th

National make it official with your crush day. ☺️

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them

by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024

January 24

THE DAY MY POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE WESTIE WAS BORN I LOVE HER SO MUCH

january 24 my fave day other than april 7th.(day we met!!)

by SUICIDAL-IDIOT March 8, 2024

22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.

Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!

by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024

January 6

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.

January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.

by john connor galt March 19, 2024

January 26

the best person you will ever meet so kind so handsome so smart if you ever meet him keep him in ur life

people born on January 26 are the best people ever

by Quinn Higgins June 6, 2022

January 6 2022

The last day The Lorax (2012) was available on Netflix in 2022, following the death of Betty White, voice of Grammy Norma in the movie, and around 2 months before the 10 year anniversary of the film.

Person: Did you hear about what happened on January 6 2022?

Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...

by Bunkeringo Jones Sr. June 10, 2022