JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

January 17th

Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them

Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th

by Nxaxhuuu September 20, 2021

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want

EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!

by anonymous December 12, 2021

january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

31st january

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!! Spend your whole day with your best friend and appreciate your time together and all memories you have together!

Bsf1: heeey!! lets have a picnic day
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara

by ~laraa January 30, 2023