January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019

January 15th

International femboy appreciation day

"Hey are you ready for january 15th?"
"What is January 15th?"
"It's international femboy appreciation day"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

January 23rd

The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION

Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him

by PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE January 19, 2021

January 13

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

by RedPotato November 13, 2020