January 15th

On January 15th, every Duolingo user has to get as much exp as possible.

if you dont have duolingo, January 15th is the perfect day to bully all your tall friends. like nobody cares if you can touch the top of the door frame jeremy 🙄.

dan: its January 15th bro...

tall kid: please tell me you have duolingo.

by milfeatroutr69 December 27, 2023

January 23rd

The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION

Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him

by PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE January 19, 2021

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 15th

International femboy appreciation day

"Hey are you ready for january 15th?"
"What is January 15th?"
"It's international femboy appreciation day"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019