bad breath illiteration

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 04, 2010
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bad kid

Anyone who is bad or does something wrong. Someone who is constantly doing something bad.
Catarina is the Best Girlfriend EVER but she does bad things all the time so i call her a bad kid.
by aevtcn26 February 10, 2007
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bad news bears


Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.

My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.
by wordman April 14, 2003
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bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)
I think you must be having a bad hair day.
by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2010
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The Big Bad Wolf

When a girl huffs and puffs and blows your dick in.
She was so dumb, Brandt asked for a blowjob and she gave him The Big Bad Wolf.
by Joejobspinata December 08, 2008
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Breaking Bad Ass

In reference to how great the show Breaking Bad is, this term was developed to describe how something is more than bad ass.
Pat: "Hey, Eric. Did you see Conan's show last night?"
Eric: "Yeah, it was breaking bad ass!!"
by egge28 November 03, 2010
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Big Bad Wolf

Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.
"That bitch was like the Big Bad Wolf, cause she blew my fucking house in!"
by Paddywack February 17, 2009
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