I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

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I'm Denzel

I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.

“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”

by MatadorMaine October 18, 2024

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I'm Aware

Well, if you are seeing the posts then you can see that I'm being unlawfully surveilled, that my ideas (copyrighted) are being laundered off UP TO AN INCLUDING a theory of AI that tech start-ups are using to make billions of dollars without paying me. That is theft. I'm not going to let them steal from me and if you are I got some bad news for you about the next little girl I cross paths with. And if you see the posts you like also see THE TARGETED HARASSMENT THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA. This, too, has been happening for years and is indicative of how long I have been unlawfully surveilled.

Hym "I'm aware. Do you do your job ever or no? How about this: You divulge to me who is responsible for the surveillance, how you are seeing the post, and who is profiting from this so I can take legal action (moreover YOU can take legal action and do your fucking job) and I won't murder anyone. You make the piece of shit tech retards pay me for my contributions to AI. How about stop letting these piece of shit YouTubers misrepresent what is the actually the case to poison the well and help the tech companies steal my shit? Why is Sam Sedar repeating back to me the words I'm saying aloud in the privacy of my own apartment? And then you can keep an eye out for that targeted harassment because that likely HAS and IS going to get your kids murdered. I would murder your kids over it and if I would do it it isn't a stretch of the imagination to think that other people wouldn't draw the same conclusion. You also need to stop letting these breeder fuck harvest people in the name of their kids."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2025

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