florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes but not always, following excessive activity. It is one of the most enjoyable states known in the universe.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she is the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

floriphobia

The fear of Florida.

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”

John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”

by JannRickles March 7, 2025

Florf

Verb

*floor-oof*

The act of showing affection in one simple word, used commonly between close friends and semi-romantic people, and generally to reward great efforts.

Hero of Time and Space : "I'm just really determined to keep my room clean recently and its payed off a lot..."
Their Half-Platonic Wife : "Awweee! **Florf~**"

by charlotte.she-is-doe March 12, 2025

Florkle

To ejaculated on, and eat a used pad.

"Bro did you see that Dylan florkled? He was covered in jizz and blood all night."

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Flortastic

As friends were coming in the gym today , each was commenting how gorgeous it was. And I said since we live in Florida, I call it "Flortastic"

Today in Florida when it's mid 80's and glorious sunshine, it is a Flortastic day and I just want to be outside.

by GrannyRuby March 24, 2025

Floramble

To walk slowly and mindfully among flowers, often with the intention of calming the mind, connecting with nature, or experiencing joy.

After a stressful week, I went to the botanical garden to floramble. It was exactly what I needed.

by Finalion April 7, 2025