lip cheese

A pasty, white substance that forms in the corners of one's mouth after exercising...

Adam knew he had met the girl of his dreams, but the only thing holding him back from marrying her was her severe case of lip cheese...

by Adam Montgomery Henry September 18, 2008

Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012

Dick Cheese

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................

by Batifly February 21, 2011

Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

by BigWang May 7, 2003

eat cheese on

where u stick a slice of cheese in a ass and eat it

i eat cheese on tim last night.

by jhkjh September 30, 2006

feta cheese

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.

Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"

by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005

Eye cheese

Similar to bag cheese but the affected person had their eye to close to an infected man package. Probably caught from some extreme form of retinal teabagging .

Liz got some bag cheese in her eye forming into eye cheese after Rick dipped his cabbage ballsin her eye.

Rachel accidently got some bag cheese in her eye after tense love play with Derek. The bag cheese mutated into eye cheeseand grew up and had a family in her eye

by Costas Mandalore June 16, 2009