Anal Eruption

A fart that usually ends up with a follow through or if your really, really unfortunate, your ass turns inside out

Tina: "Oh Johnny, give it to me hard!"

Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."

Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"

Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"

Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"

Anal Eruption by Mr Coolio November 10, 2007

anal tug of war 

a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.

Me and Tom played some anal tug of war last. My ass is gonna be sore for a while pops.

anal tug of war by Kids Kuizzzine January 9, 2008

Anal Boogers 

When you poop and its not hard but not soft and its in the middle and its sticky.

Damn dude! That black dude left anal boogers all over the toilet.

Anal Boogers by Lil Murkz October 31, 2008

anal pirate 

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a fucking anal pirate.

anal pirate by brett maquiss February 10, 2007

anal burger

to shove a burger, (doesn't matter what kind) into the girls ass, then you proceed to fuck the shit out of it,
after your done, you take the mutated burger out with your lips and eat it for supper

dude, i was so hungry last night, so i went to your moms house and made an anal burger!

anal burger by jizzyG October 11, 2007

anal sex 

sticking an object (penis, vibrator, etc.) in one's ass. Some guys love it cause it's tight, or maybe cause the girls vagina is too loose. Some girls love it for reasons unknown to me, but most likely because it feels good.

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT mostly done to women. Everybody does it. (Even some straight guys like things in their ass. Males do have a g-spot...and it's up there.)

Me: Man, that red-headed bitch Natalie had the loosest pussy EVER! So I had anal sex with her...unfortunately, since her best friend kept fucking her in the ass with a massive vibrator, her asshole was loose too!
Friend: Man, that sucks...
Me: Yeah. I'm glad I wore a condom. I found out she slept with lots of guys, including our old friend Roman. It turned out she got some kinda STD, Herpes or something.
Friend: Wow...well, that's what the bitch got for sleeping with her boyfriend's best friend, and then lying to everyone about it.

anal sex by Drew89 December 25, 2009

Anal Voice Box 

Someone who talks out of there arse

He is talking shit! Its like he's got an Anal Voice Box

Anal Voice Box by Tim Freeman May 21, 2006