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Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’
Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!
by TotesVerified November 3, 2018
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Salad fingers

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.
by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023
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Salad bowl

The bowl of your asshole for your tongue to swirl around be for entering the hole
Jackie tossed Camryn’s Salad bowl before the beads entered
by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025
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Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique
Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”
by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020
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salad

did you see that guys salad?

on god man, best flow in the league.
by greenmachine6969 July 30, 2022
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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