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Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."
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<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.
Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.
In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?
And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.
Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.
Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.
LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.
Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.
In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?
And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.
Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.
Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.
LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
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1 week later
Man I really regret that!
Extra: Man! She looks like a regrettable fuck!
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by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020
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Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
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