Cat-Rock

A rock with a curled up cat painted on it... no one knows where it came from. It has many uses.

::OH NO!!! We're locked out!
:::Does someone need help?
::Yes mister!
:::We'll just use Cat-Rock! CAT-ROCK CAT-ROCK CAT-ROCK!
*throws Cat-Rock through window*
::Thank you so much :D
:::Dont thank me.. it was Cat-Rock.... buy yours now ;D

by fghjk:D October 26, 2012

Mudslide On The Rocks

Eating pop rocks candy out of someone's ass

Intoxicator: Hey Puma, what did you do to me last night, it felt amazing

Sexy Puma: It's called a "Mudslide on the rocks."

by Intoxicator, Sexy Puma February 25, 2011

Sunk Rock

The modern version of Punk Rock, notably because it has become "soft". Hence, Soft+Punk= Sunk.

Nicos: Man, I wish Punk Bands weren't as soft. They were such much cooler back then when they were Punk ROCK!

Andy: Yeah. Sunk Rock, man. What can ya do?

by NaturallyCholesterolFree October 20, 2011

Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011

Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.

The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023

Fupa On The Rocks

Pounding dead pussy

Jeff: Hey you want Fupa On The Rocks
Bill: What’s that?
Jeff: Pounding dead pussy

by ILoveTaxFraud69 October 30, 2023