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Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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Waffling

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"
by Droxxy January 13, 2016
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Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022
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Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
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Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere
Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty
by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!
by toCheeka May 18, 2011
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