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Dolan Trump

The ultimate cuck. He fucks his daughter and has a bird's nest on his head. His orange potato of a face can frequently be seen doing duck lips, and shouting racist things like some angry white man with tourette's.

See: Cuck; Tiny Hands; Incest; El Diablo
Damn, I saw Dolan Trump on the tele last night screaming about ni***rs and spics. I feel so awful that America is in his tiny orange hands.
Dolan Trump by get-rekt-m8 January 26, 2017

The Trump Effect 

The Trump Effect. (Condition, feeling, sensation, or phenomenon) Is the result of President Trump's continuously embarrassing comments and abhorrently childish behavior that makes people give up hope, realize the bar of decency and integrity has been set to rock bottom, and/or creates a general feeling of apathy, despair, and resignation after constantly being subjected to persistently obnoxious behavior.
Mary: "Hey, Scott, I noticed you no longer harp about the stupid things Trump does or says."
Scott: "I suffer from The Trump Effect. Whereas I used to care, I realize his behavior is never going to change and that we will just have to suffer this embarrassment until he is no longer President."
The Trump Effect by The Tosh November 29, 2017

Donald trump 

A mother tucker who can't read (obviously) with a porn star who should go back to where she came from(Slovenia) over all he is a bitch who should not be the president. Also the reason he wears a toupee is because he is not worthy of hair.
Girl:you are not a good mother!😤
Mom:Donald trump 😒
Donald trump by Dab queen 1029384756 February 20, 2017

trumpage 

1: Large amount of obnoxious excessiveness
2: extra luggage/garbage
The man brought a lot of trumpage with him on his vacation
trumpage by Wild bee April 22, 2016

Donald Trump 

Orange Satan man. Aka POTUS this man is going to kill us all without a doubt.
Oh shit Donald Trumps our president we're screwed.
Donald Trump by Alananana August 25, 2017

Trump derangement syndrome 

TDS, it's the acute onset of paranoia in leftists, democrats & fake news media triggered by any Donald Trump's action.
For instance, if Trump said the sky's blue, fake news media would discredit his statement, bring experts on their platform explaining atmospheric physics & that it's only perceived that way due to scattering of sunlight in the atmosphere & blue has the shortest wavelength.
Other example, if Donald Trump was caught drinking milk, fake news media will call him racist cause milk's racist cause it's white & not inclusive.
Biden experienced TDS when he called Trump xenophobic when Trump tweeted that he's closing the borders with China in the start of the pandemic.
TDS is also characterized by making things up on Trump like the Russia hoax & the Ukraine phone call.
Big Tech also fell ill from TDS early January 2021 when they banned Trump from their platforms after he allegedly was somehow accused of inciting violence during the storming of the US capitol incident. Despite the fact his speech few hours before never fueled any violence & neither did his tweets.
Democrats were quicker than speed of light in drawing up articles of impeachment although he already had less than 2 weeks in office, they were hoping if the new Senate impeached him, he won't be able to run again, as they'll always be afraid of him.
It's highly contagious infection, it's believed to transmit through brainwashing, being a leftist, democrat, watching leftists propaganda media like CNN
Leftist sheep: Did you Trump today he cited some statistics showing that the black community has very good employment numbers
Normal human being: Yes, that's a very good thing
Leftist sheep: Dude, what's your problem, these statistics are false.
Normal human being: Why? How so?
Leftist sheep: Because, math is racist you bigot! WTF!
Normal human being: Man you are experiencing Trump derangement syndrome ...("Walks away to avoid infection")
A descendent of Hitler.
Trump is an idiot.
Trump by Iloveediblepoop November 1, 2016