Chris

yo.

Yo it’s Chris

by FEEDMEJACK February 10, 2022

Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

a crackhead prostitute who eats xanaxs for fun.

Chris needs to stay off da crack,.

by 999shii February 20, 2020

Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Chris BenKhang Rolofs

Is a name that is used to describe a person who is gay and retarded at the same time. No one really likes Chris but he still hangs out with people and he is also the biggest simp in the world

Hey look that guy is as retarded and gay as CHRIS BENKHANG ROLOFS

by Phatbiscuit June 28, 2020

Dirty chris

When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes

Good night last night my bird got dirty chris

by Bigal83 May 14, 2024