faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

faking bish

s1mple toxic momento

very nice to play with you, you play like faking bish.

by SHUTTHEFUCKUP_GLOWZI November 4, 2020

Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.

Fake friends talk behind your back.

by kylierg October 7, 2019

A faking

A faking

A faking

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Fake up

When you breakup with someone during an argument, but don’t really mean it.

Hey, I didn’t mean what I said last night. Let’s call it a ‘fake up’ and get back together.

by Brian L. Peck March 24, 2018

Fake news

Formerly used to point out news that is not trustworthy. Since advent of Trumpism Fake news has the meaning: I don't want to hear your facts.

Get your fake news out of my feed.

by Koki69420 September 28, 2022

Fake gilbar

Gilbar; A nickname given to resident(s) of the English north eastern housing estate Ingleby Barwick.

A fake gilbar also gilbar-fake ; a person(s) who falsely associates with gilbar culture , often for reasons of personal gain. /A person(s) who poses as a true gilbar when they are only a gilbar on a superficial level/ Derogatory term given to a gilbar who insults gilbar culture .

"I hate Ingleby barwick"

"But you're a gilbar aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"You're a fake gilbar!"

by LVGURL July 4, 2018