jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate

"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"

by kenny December 9, 2003

jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

by Mekana January 25, 2005

jacking off

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

smacky jack

When heroine is injected into a vein in the penis while a man is orgasming. It is intended to exponentially increase pleasure.

I heard that the smacky jack feels like heaven. I want to try it but I don't have a girlfriend or any smack!

by Loube June 20, 2006

Kangaroo Jack

A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

by El Chadders October 18, 2007