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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you
Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”
by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021
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Str8 Posted

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.
by JrT6532 April 2, 2019
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Swing post

When someone makes a comment or post on social media to gain a bunch of attention, then edits the comment or post later to spread their intended message with popularity. Watch what you comment or like, you might be supporting something you don’t!
I made a swing post on Facebook to raise awareness of social influence.
by TheRealMrNobody January 2, 2021
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woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..
Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."
by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022
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Gang War Posts #1

Looks like another gang war's stirring

Gonna sit back and relax

F.1 united beware

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by JohnMakFan February 3, 2022
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