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Hot Pocket Parachute 

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...
Hot Pocket Parachute by TommyBecks September 12, 2010
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hot hatch 

A sporty hatchback. e.i. mini cooper s, vw gti(mk1, mk2, mk5), civic type r.
I want to buy a mini because hot hatches are really fun to drive.
hot hatch by Tolano July 1, 2005

hot charley 

When you're hitting a girl from behind, leave for a second to somehow heat up your dong, and then return to stick it in her butt. It's customary to yell "Hot Charleys for everyone!" right after this.
P: Why are you wincing?
M: I steeped my penis in hot water too long and burnt it. Hot Charley!
A store located in the mall that used to be cool until about two years ago, when the ditzy preps got lost on their way to Old Navy. Some idiots that like to spread rumors say that Hot Topic is affiliated with The GAP. Of course, seeing as how there is no proof of this what-so-ever, if you confront this idea to any employees at either Hot Topic or The GAP, they will be baffled at your assumption.

Not everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a poser. Some of us just shop there to get stuff from the bands we like, such as Sublime, ICP, Deftones, etc. Or just to get Faygo 'cuz that's the only place around here the sells it.
Prep: Like, oh. My. God. My boyfriend would love this chain! My boyfriend is SUCH a tough guy, especially since he started shopping at Hot Topic! And his hair is spiked!

Me: Liberty spikes?

Prep: Like, no, silly! Like...Gelled up!

Me: Can he play the air guitar?

Prep: No, but he can play girls like no tomorrow!!!! Teehee.
Hot Topic by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

Hot Kenny 

A Hot Kenny is a laugh induced fart while receiving oral sex that is inhaled by your partner.
My breath smells like ass because my boyfriend gave me a Hot Kenny
Hot Kenny by Andrew Urn September 20, 2007

hot shot 

When a person farts in front of a co-workers portable space heater while in operation; preferably in a small confined area as in a cubicle.
I went to Devin's desk and delivered a hot shot while he was typing.
hot shot by thehulk261 March 29, 2015