St. Francis College

Located in the eliete Brooklyn Heights, NY. "The Small College of Big Dreams." No one's ever heard of SFC. Also known as the small college of big tuition. Affordable? My ass. It's the size of a high school and most people call it 13th grade. The only Division 1 sports team that is actually good here is Water Polo. It consists of a couple of national fraternities and a few local sororities. Only 200 people if that out of the actual 3,000 people that attend here dorm and the dorm is shared with other colleges, such as Pace University. Basically, don't apply here unless you don't want a real college experience.

St. Francis College is the only college that accepted me. I might as well just go to community college for 2 years to get my grades up and apply to a real college after that.

by Jaymie Spellman December 28, 2011

Southwestern Michigan College.

Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.

I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.

by Outragedforizzle January 21, 2011

college boy

Dressing as a college student with a hip hop twist.

Kanye West dresses college boy

by D money June 29, 2004

Colorado College

A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.

Colorado College is The Cunt of Colorado.

by Jason McWilliams October 31, 2008

Florida Southern College

Sarah's awesome school and country music singer Chuck Wicks went here!

Sarah is such a baller at Florida Southern College!

by Kathryn C= April 18, 2008

Lynfield College

Lynfield College is not a College at all, but a High school consisting of short-tempered students who believe they are tough and intimidating, yet incompetent when it comes to learning. A person who is seen as stupid, is often called 'A Lynfield student'.

John: Hey dude. I scored 10/10 in my maths test!
Jack: I scored 2/10.
John: What? Did you come from Lynfield College or something!
(Jack proceeds to flip the table)

by Trust me dude November 25, 2015

Trinity College

The school for gay lesbians. This school has a variety of ball sports. Ball sucking, ball squeezing and ball holding. The school does not supply balls.

Trinity College - School for gay fags and lesbians

by Aquinas College May 15, 2019