Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021

tom holland lip sync

We know this isnt your first time watching it, although its weirdly funny….

Did you see the tom holland lip sync battle yesterday?

by rain;( December 8, 2023

tom

a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.

that guy's an idiot. he must be called tom

by bobboyhatescharlotte May 13, 2025

Tom Brady

The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.

Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!

by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020

Tom Bierton

Bald guy who likes to fuck kids

Look at Tom Bierton fucking a little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

Tom

He likes football. He is a awesome handsome 12 year old boy. So many girls like him he is so awesome. Its hard to find the right words to match.

Tom is Awesome.

by MewRealYT October 5, 2017

Pull A Tom Brady

Leave a group or team you’ve been committed to unexpectedly

I’m afraid Harry Styles will pull a Tom Brady and leave One Direction

by titanicstyles August 15, 2020