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HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
by EpicGamer2272 April 26, 2019
mugGet the HELLmug.

Hells

A shorter way of sayingHell Yeah!”
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Hell

Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.
Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
mugGet the Hellmug.

Hell

don't get twitter. it's hell
by Maxinezz June 12, 2023
mugGet the Hellmug.

Hell

by Sheidiisid April 8, 2021
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Hell Head

A person with a really hellish head. Literally has the temper of a bomb. I think its nice we have brown cows because otherwise we wouldn't have chocolate milk. Did you know that a hell head is usually referred to a girl named Hannah? Her head is so hellish the sky is a pepperoni. Hell Head is also the champion of WWBRUH, made by the only pineapple citizen. Hell head's head is literally very hellish and she bullies kids in roblox. Maybe we should add Hell Head Simp because she simps for harry styles. Also kinda married to a bunch of people. Hell head also thinks potato bro is a mophead for no reason and Isha also thinks Hell Head is a beautiful shoe box and a yummy spaghetti noodle. To summarize Hell Head is a very hellish head.
Hell head spanked isha for being a bad girl
by hdlmfg November 21, 2021
mugGet the Hell Headmug.

aw hell naw

That moment when danger appears, and you know it’s time to dip. OR
when sum nigga gay and you just gotta say aw hell naw.
"She gotchu blushing twin?"
"Aw hell naw twin"
"you gotta lock up twin."
by levic March 30, 2025
mugGet the aw hell nawmug.

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