69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel

wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?

by starry da great February 13, 2025

the Catherine way

A way to describe a person who like too many people. Will one day find true love.

You are following the Catherine way.

by Hello123.. June 04, 2025

milker way

A series of bumps on one’s ariola that resembles the Milky Way galaxy.

Victoria justice got a milker way on her yitties.

by Kyrobe August 22, 2024

Way ever

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.

Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

two-way

A type of body suit or singlet with a two-way zipper that goes all the way between the legs and can be undone from the bottom or the top.

A two-way makes it so much easier to use the bathroom or have a quickie at the club.

by Alanbly June 05, 2024

Three-way 3000

The act of sexual intercourse between two humans and a sexbot

My girlfriend and I had a three-way 3000 with my sexbot.

by Admiral Dolvalski February 20, 2018

Con-Way Street

A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.

Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.

“So he was conned pretty bad in that deal?”
“Yea, it was a Con-Way Street.”

by C L G February 14, 2020