Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

Lactose Tolerant-in

The inability to produce waste after consuming large amounts of dairy.

After eating cheesy Ramen, Alex and Celia activate their lactose tolerant-in.

by gotlaxatives6769 December 10, 2025

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.

You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.

by Shockey May 2, 2016

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018