social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 May 4, 2016

social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.

"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."

by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016

social media pda

When all you do is post pictures of your boyfriend or girlfriend on social media to the point where people get annoyed

I thought regular pda was bad but social media pda is so much worse

by mam22 October 5, 2016

Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.

Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.

by PhishTank August 13, 2016

social circle virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.

Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up

by Kaono August 5, 2016

Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.

Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up

by Kaono August 5, 2016

Social Arson

A person who goes around starting drama. They enter a group blow things out of proportion and then leave it for you to sort out.

Creating havoc, drama and scenes in a group setting for the effect, with no resolution.

Social Arson Social Arsonist

by live256ryd August 3, 2016