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Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear
He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.
by Steeatsea March 28, 2020
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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
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rusty james

a 19 year old highschool blonde that dosent know what hes doing in life
by asdf0816 November 1, 2022
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Rusty Popsicle

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.
I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.
by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025
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Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.
by Keith W and Ryan J August 6, 2015
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Rusty coke butt

When you put it in someone's butthole and pullout and they proceed to do a line of cocaine off of your shit covered dick
Guy: hey I heard you hooked up with Katie d

Me: yeah we did a rusty coke butt
by Lojoooo June 23, 2017
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