Tossin the potato salad 

When you lick the ass of another person, but in this case, that person has hemorrhoids, thus creating the feel of a chunky potato salad

This chick had some serious hemorrhoids when I was lickin her asshole, I was definitely tossin the potato salad last nite.

Tossin the potato salad by WizardOfOz123 July 16, 2010

Cock Potato 

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

Cock Potato by Dicky Pole August 19, 2008

ass potato 

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."

1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."

ass potato by Xtofer January 12, 2009

Sweet Potato Fries 

Used in the South as a euphemism for fried grasshopper, sweet potato fries can be found from Alabama to Florida and are considered a local delicacy.

Man I gotta find my bug-catching net and head out to the garden because tonight we're having sweet potato fries!

Sweet Potato Fries by katooshka March 2, 2009

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

jacket potato your mum by The Nunnery November 19, 2009

cutie potato 

A really adorable person, that's cute to the point that they seem like a potato. Considering that potato's are deemed cute you use potato at the end.

"Aw, my boyfriend is such a cutie potato"

cutie potato by Dark Empress April 8, 2015

Small Potato 

A small and useless object.

Synonymous to knick knack or Aleia

She is such a small potato

Small Potato by porter's girl June 4, 2016