shitting pants 

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

shitting pants by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

chunky pants 

When a guy is getting head and the girl chokes and vomits on his genitals, causing his pants to have chunks of vomit in them.

Dude 1: hey man, i heard about last night.
Dude 2: yeah, i was with this hot girl
Dude 1: ...so, were your pants a little chunky after words?
Dude 2: Darn it.
Dude 1: Dooooood, you got chunky pants!

chunky pants by freedomcome December 21, 2009

murmur pants 

A reference to the tight leggings which reveal the lips of the vagina. Often worn in the high street. English Preston slang derived from murmur. 'I can see the lips moving but can't tell what the cunts saying'.

Check out the murmur pants on her.

murmur pants by toeselecta July 26, 2011

Noga Pants

Yoga pants on someone that is too fat or disfigured to be wearing them

Yoga Pants on that fat-ass bitch? More like Noga Pants.

Noga Pants by Megaweapon February 26, 2013

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

phat-ass pants by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

three alarm pants

realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels

yo check out those 3 alarm pants

three alarm pants by myke July 8, 2003

dani candi pants 

the stripper name for any lady named dani.
especially the all blond kind that rarely wears pants to the iceskating rink..

its not required but have DCD is an added bonus

guy 1-did u see dani candi pants?
guy 2-yea, she wasnt wearing pants..sweet

dani candi pants by mr. weathers October 19, 2007