Michael J Fox 

An extremely rapid handjob.

It started off slow, but Nancy hit him with the Michael J Fox and he came instantaneously.

Michael J Fox by DamDanny April 10, 2021

Michael Carmen Pitt

Superfly sexy actor/musician. Peircing blueish greenish eyes and big kissable puffy lips. Most recently in movies such as Silk, Delirious, Jailbait, The Heart is Decietful Above All Things, Last Days, The Hawk is Dying, and Rhinoceros Eyes. He first appeared on TV in Dawson's Creek in 1998. Currently (2006) guitarist and singer in a Brooklyn, Ny based grunge type band called Pagoda. Not related to Brad.

Michael Carmen Pitt is an actor/musician.

Michael Carmen Pitt by cheezestix November 10, 2008

michael jackson disease 

When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.

My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.

michael jackson disease by Nosdnarg November 28, 2017

Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

Michael French by Not Michael French August 19, 2012

Michael Fassbender 

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

Michael Fassbender by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

michael brannen 

the best blowjob you'll never get.

person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen

michael brannen by mavin4ever October 20, 2013

Michael Vick

a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.

michael vick isnt the best quarterback in history, but no one can deny that he is a great player.

Michael Vick by sbarker15 July 23, 2006