Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

shadowed-light-waves

User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."

Example sentence: "Hey, are there enough words to describe how cool shadowed-light-waves is?"

by shadowed-light-waves October 7, 2007

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008

Black Light Kids

Think of a Scene kid making babies with a Kandi Kids. They dress brightly, wearing many beaded necklaces and bracelets. Wearing weird, random things -- goggles, ect. Nothing about them is subtle -- big hair, makeup, everything. Many things they wear will shine brightly under UV.
Now, where'd the differences between your average teen who dresses up?
They do it everyday, and they make it look good.
Not just pile on as many layers as you can.

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"We went to a rave last night, and there were some coolio Black Light Kids there"

by Rohh May 29, 2008

White Light Riot

Exploding onto the thriving Minneapolis scene in the fall of 2005, White Light Riot are brothers Mike (vocals, guitar) and Mark (drums) Schwandt, Joe Christenson (lead guitar), and Dan Larsen (bass). White Light Riot released their first full-length, Atomism, for 50 Entertainment, in late 2007. Produced by Brent Sigmeth (Grant Hart, They Might Be Giants), the album is a lightning-hot 50 minutes of brilliant, swaggering pop, laced with jagged hooks and shot through with anthemic choruses.

Minneapolis-based band White Light Riot has a rockin live show.

by KateMN March 30, 2009

Liquid light fluid

The substance that is in the traffic lights that disappear when you travel beneath them.

Traffic lights that appear as though they have "liquid light fluid" in them when you pass under them.

by Johnnyfingers July 17, 2009

judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

by mrs kq July 22, 2009